Friday Wisdom – Answering Questions

When your wife asks, “Does this make me look fat?”

Do the right thing and fake a heart attack or brain aneurysm.

More wisdom next week,



About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Answering Questions

  1. CJ Hartwell says:

    I figure if there’s a chance I won’t like the answer, I don’t ask the question. It works for us. 😉

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  2. Try this, “Look, an Angel!”

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  3. Debra says:

    You may be onto something here, Andrew! A quick, clever distraction!

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  4. That’s what I do when my husband asks! What a coincidence.

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  5. An artful dodge! My only question is this: What do you do the next time? A guy can only survive so many heart attacks…

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  6. It helps me to answer a question with another question. “Does this make me look fat?”
    “Whatever could make you think such a thing?”

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