Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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About Andrew Reynolds
Born in California
Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism.
I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering.
Then I got prostate cancer.
Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
Sold his soul to Santa? Oh my dog! 😉
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🙂
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I want to laugh and sigh at the same time.
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That would about right. 😉
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Wait, this isn’t Bad Joke Monday! 😀
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just practicing … 😉
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Thanks for the smiles and I read some of your other comments about submitting your writing. Keep on persevering because that’s what I’ve done and I was happy with some news yesterday. I just posted about it this morning. 🙂 Enjoy your weekend and stay well.
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I plan on submitting more soon.
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Some people, though, are just plain stupid. This is a true story.
When news broke in the UK of a paedophile ring in a particular area, the local fools were incensed that anybody could be so vile to children. They all got together as a mob, and went round to the house of a Dr Smith. They proceeded to throw eggs and paint at his house and to vandalise his garden. What a pity that Dr Smith was a paediatrician. The mob had found his name in Yellow Pages, when they were looking for a list of paedophiles.
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Some people are very stupid.
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are you getting bored??
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starting to show, isn’t. 😉
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From what I’ve read the difference between published and unpublished authors is their degree of persistence! Good luck!
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That’s what I hear from all the published authors. I’ll be sending stuff out this month.
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Love these! I can’t help myself … 😂
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Still working on getting poetry published? Any success?
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I’ve slowed down a bit on the send out of stuff. All this working from home and shelter in place has been distracting. I have had one website pick up a poem along with one FB group. There are some deadlines in June I plan on meeting.
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Okay, I’ll admit to smiling …
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🙂
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OK, no more tap dancing,
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It’s dangerous …
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