Safety tip when using a table saw: Count the number of fingers you have before and after the cut. You should have the same number in both counts. Report discrepancies to the nearest ER.
Woodworking: The practice of cutting large pieces of wood into small pieces and then gluing them back together to make a big piece.
I was looking out the shop window at a tree growing in the yard and asked myself, “Is that a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?” Just then a woodpecker flew over and said to me, “No, it’s not either, but it is the best piece of ash I’ve ever had.”
Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe.
That’s not a mistake. It’s a design feature.
It looks better when viewed from six feet away.
Any one thinking money doesn’t grow on trees, hasn’t bought lumber recently.