I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, sooner or later we’ll get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
A dad is washing the car with his son. After awhile, the son asks, “Do you think we could use a sponge instead?”
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi.
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.