Friday Wisdom – Cars

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, sooner or later we’ll get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

A dad is washing the car with his son. After awhile, the son asks, “Do you think we could use a sponge instead?”

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi.

The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I work in the high tech world doing software release engineering Then I got prostate cancer Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cars

  1. I am the opposite on parallel parking, our downtown is all parallel parking and I see it as a challenge to get it the first time!!

    thanks for the laughs!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Angelilie says:

    I really like your blog. A pleasure to come stroll on your pages. A great discovery and a very interesting blog. Fascinating and beautiful. I will come back to visit you. Do not hesitate to visit my universe. See you soon. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Ha! Thanks for the Friday laughs! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. Baydreamer says:

    The second and last are great! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. You know what I like? I can always depend on you for a good laugh! Thank you!

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  6. So terrific!! I can attest to that last one for sure.

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  7. Windwhistle says:

    I don’t think I’ve parallel parked since my first driver’s license test at age 16.

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    • My father had me practice parallel parking for what seemed like hours before my test and when I took the test – no parallel parking test. The DMV I went too was having work done on the parking lot so there was no place to do the test. They just skipped that part. I was happy but felt a bit cheated after all that practice.

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  8. My car will even parallel park for me and I still don’t trust myself. Sigh.

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  9. dorannrule says:

    I like the last one best since it definitely applies to my parallel parking skills.

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  10. Ray V. says:

    You never let us down with the bad, albeit funny jokes. Thanks ๐Ÿ‘

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