We moved 250 miles away, but I still have things that need to be done at our old house so the last couple of weeks I’ve doing a lot of driving. Which naturally has given me lots of time to thing about cars.
If you got hit by a guitar truck, would it be a Fender bender?
What car did Yoda buy? A Toyoda
What do you say to the frog you’re going to give a ride to? Hop in.
I saw my neighbor washing his car with his son. I went over and suggested he use a sponge instead.
Did you hear about the frog who parked in a red zone? Yeah, his car was toad.
Law of the freeway: The person in front of you wants to drive five miles an hours slower than you and the person behind you wants to drive five miles an hour faster than you.
Law of driver observations: The guy going slower than you is an idiot while the guy going faster than you is maniac.