We moved 250 miles away, but I still have things that need to be done at our old house so the last couple of weeks I’ve doing a lot of driving. Which naturally has given me lots of time to thing about cars.
If you got hit by a guitar truck, would it be a Fender bender?
What car did Yoda buy? A Toyoda
What do you say to the frog you’re going to give a ride to? Hop in.
I saw my neighbor washing his car with his son. I went over and suggested he use a sponge instead.
Did you hear about the frog who parked in a red zone? Yeah, his car was toad.
Law of the freeway: The person in front of you wants to drive five miles an hours slower than you and the person behind you wants to drive five miles an hour faster than you.
Law of driver observations: The guy going slower than you is an idiot while the guy going faster than you is maniac.
Andrew's View of the Week 
His car was toad! Hahahahaha!!!
Man, I’d love to illustrate that one! 😀
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I’d love to see you do a drawing of that – do it!
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Love them as always. Those last two are so true. 🙂
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The are true.
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Thanks! I really needed the chuckles today.
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Just doing me job. 😉
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Truth right there. Especially that last one! 😉
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Those seemed to be the two words I kept using for my fellow drivers. 😉
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You and my husband use the same ‘vocabulary.’ 😉
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Ha! I particularly liked that last one. I had a rare drive to town today, and there were a lot of idiots and maniacs out. I wonder which one I was…? 😉
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Some questions are better not asked. 😉
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Thanks again for a smile on my face today. Gives me another reason to look forward to Friday.
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Come back next Friday. 😉
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🤣🤣🤣
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🙂
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Hoo boy. They’re going to love you in your new home, Andrew.
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they are. 🙂
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