Friday Wisdom – Cars

We moved 250 miles away, but I still have things that need to be done at our old house so the last couple of weeks I’ve doing a lot of driving.  Which naturally has given me lots of time to thing about cars.

If you got hit by a guitar truck, would it be a Fender bender?

What car did Yoda buy? A Toyoda

What do you say to the frog you’re going to give a ride to? Hop in.

I saw my neighbor washing his car with his son.  I went over and suggested he use a sponge instead.

Did you hear about the frog who parked in a red zone? Yeah, his car was toad.

Law of the freeway: The person in front of you wants to drive five miles an hours slower than you and the person behind you wants to drive five miles an hour faster than you.

Law of driver observations: The guy going slower than you is an idiot while the guy going faster than you is maniac.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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17 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cars

  1. Christi says:

    His car was toad! Hahahahaha!!!
    Man, I’d love to illustrate that one! 😀

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  2. Love them as always. Those last two are so true. 🙂

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  3. PiedType says:

    Thanks! I really needed the chuckles today.

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  4. Truth right there. Especially that last one! 😉

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  5. Ha! I particularly liked that last one. I had a rare drive to town today, and there were a lot of idiots and maniacs out. I wonder which one I was…? 😉

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  6. kathy70 says:

    Thanks again for a smile on my face today. Gives me another reason to look forward to Friday.

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  8. Hoo boy. They’re going to love you in your new home, Andrew.

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