Friday Wisdom – Quilting

I have a friend composes and sings songs about sewing machines.  He’s a Singer-songwriter.

The standup comedian stoped telling sewing jokes because he ran out of material.

Judge: Officer, Why did you suspect the seamstress was a thief?
Police Officer: She was following a pattern.

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They drop their needles.

Of course I talk to myself when sewing. I need expert advice.

When I’m hugging you, I really checking to see if that fabric is cotton, wool or polyester.

What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.

I heard that the sewing class is a tight knit group.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Quilting

  1. Donna Chang says:

    you crack me up with your clever jokes

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  2. Good ones, all! Something weird is going on with WordPress, though – I can comment, but my “likes” aren’t showing up even though I click. But I did like your jokes! 🙂

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  3. Christi says:

    These are great, both in their sew-sew humor and iron-clad truth.

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  4. I read these to my girls. They took a sewing class this summer and have also been knitting. Chuckles all around. 🙂

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  5. More relevant than ever as we rush to sew washable masks 🙂

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  6. I know some seamstresses who would love these, Andrew.

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  7. Sue says:

    🤣🤣🤣Fun! Have a wonderful weekend!

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  8. These are great, Andrew. Have a good weekend.

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