I have a friend composes and sings songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer-songwriter.
The standup comedian stoped telling sewing jokes because he ran out of material.
Judge: Officer, Why did you suspect the seamstress was a thief?
Police Officer: She was following a pattern.
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They drop their needles.
Of course I talk to myself when sewing. I need expert advice.
When I’m hugging you, I really checking to see if that fabric is cotton, wool or polyester.
What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.
I heard that the sewing class is a tight knit group.