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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Today was the quilting group at church so here’s everything I know about making quilts: I know a guy who writes songs about sewing machines – He’s a Singer-songwriter. Sorry, but I don’t write many sewing jokes. I keep running … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

I have a friend composes and sings songs about sewing machines.  He’s a Singer-songwriter. The standup comedian stoped telling sewing jokes because he ran out of material. Judge: Officer, Why did you suspect the seamstress was a thief? Police Officer: … Continue reading

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