Friday Wisdom – Pizza

I was trying to come up with some new pizza jokes, but I’ve been having trouble with the delivery.

Most of the pizza jokes I’ve thought of are just too cheesy …

To fix a broken pizza use tomato paste.

Pizza is known to cause clothing to shrink.

A friend of mine just started a pizza business – he wanted to make some dough.

How do you get a college grad off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

I heard they going to have a contest to see who can make the biggest pizza curst.  I want to see some one top that.

What’s the difference between a pizza and my jokes? My jokes can’t be topped …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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10 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Pizza

  1. Hahahaha!!! Good ones, all… and now I want pizza. 😉

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  2. Christi says:

    You had a lot of good ones here, but the tomato paste tops them! 😀

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  3. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom! You’re on a roll — pizza roll, that is. You may be a crusty fellow but your jokes are cheesy enough to string me along. 😉

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  4. Your jokes can’t be topped is true. 🙂

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  5. Sue says:



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