I was trying to come up with some new pizza jokes, but I’ve been having trouble with the delivery.
Most of the pizza jokes I’ve thought of are just too cheesy …
To fix a broken pizza use tomato paste.
Pizza is known to cause clothing to shrink.
A friend of mine just started a pizza business – he wanted to make some dough.
How do you get a college grad off your porch? Pay for the pizza.
I heard they going to have a contest to see who can make the biggest pizza curst. I want to see some one top that.
What’s the difference between a pizza and my jokes? My jokes can’t be topped …