Friday Wisdom – Parking

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

I was driving near the county fair grounds when I saw sign, “Fair Parking.” I thought, not parking there until it’s at least good parking.

I was getting ready to pull out of the parking space but was having trouble working out the seatbelt in my new car.  Then it just clicked.

The only thing worse than having to parallel park is having a witness.

What happens when a frog parks illegally? They get toad.

Man tells the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus.”  Judge, “Repeat infractions?” Man, “3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus.”

The police left me a complement on my parking.  They left a note saying, “Parking Fine.”

Big news in the World Parking Championship: Last year’s winner just backed out.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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23 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Parking

  1. mitchteemley says:

    ;>) “Repeat infractions?” is my favorite.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. “Parking fine” – hahaha!!! Disillusionment coming in 3… 2… 1…

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Good way to greet the week, Andrew!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. kathy70 says:

    I found myself laughing at your puns and only wish I could think of one funny enough to qualify as a worthy retort. Thanks for the chuckles.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Too many favorites to list, but I will tell you, yes, I’ve experience this first hand: The only thing worse than having to parallel park is having a witness.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Baydreamer says:

    Some of your best, Andrew. Always appreciate the smiles!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. wolfsrosebud says:

    I smiled… it was a “pickup” for me and got my
    “engine” going 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  8. jfwknifton says:

    On form, as always!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Christi says:

    These were some of your best. My favorite is “repeat infractions” 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Windwhistle says:

    I can’t express how much I need these smiles. Thank you.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. 🤣 happy Friday, Andrew

    Liked by 1 person

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