Friday Wisdom – Parking

Posted on 09/25/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

I was driving near the county fair grounds when I saw sign, “Fair Parking.” I thought, not parking there until it’s at least good parking.

I was getting ready to pull out of the parking space but was having trouble working out the seatbelt in my new car.  Then it just clicked.

The only thing worse than having to parallel park is having a witness.

What happens when a frog parks illegally? They get toad.

Man tells the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus.”  Judge, “Repeat infractions?” Man, “3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus.”

The police left me a complement on my parking.  They left a note saying, “Parking Fine.”

Big news in the World Parking Championship: Last year’s winner just backed out.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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23 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Parking

  1. mitchteemley says:
    10/01/2020 at 3:08 pm

    ;>) “Repeat infractions?” is my favorite.

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  2. Diane Henders says:
    10/01/2020 at 2:04 pm

    “Parking fine” – hahaha!!! Disillusionment coming in 3… 2… 1…

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Jacqui Murray says:
    09/28/2020 at 8:49 am

    Good way to greet the week, Andrew!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. kathy70 says:
    09/27/2020 at 6:03 pm

    I found myself laughing at your puns and only wish I could think of one funny enough to qualify as a worthy retort. Thanks for the chuckles.

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  5. ParentingIsFunny says:
    09/27/2020 at 1:39 pm

    Too many favorites to list, but I will tell you, yes, I’ve experience this first hand: The only thing worse than having to parallel park is having a witness.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Baydreamer says:
    09/27/2020 at 1:24 pm

    Some of your best, Andrew. Always appreciate the smiles!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. wolfsrosebud says:
    09/26/2020 at 7:14 am

    I smiled… it was a “pickup” for me and got my
    “engine” going 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  8. jfwknifton says:
    09/25/2020 at 11:58 pm

    On form, as always!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Christi says:
    09/25/2020 at 7:38 pm

    These were some of your best. My favorite is “repeat infractions” 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Windwhistle says:
    09/25/2020 at 12:59 pm

    I can’t express how much I need these smiles. Thank you.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. robertawrites235681907 says:
    09/25/2020 at 10:50 am

    🤣 happy Friday, Andrew

    Liked by 1 person

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