When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
I was driving near the county fair grounds when I saw sign, “Fair Parking.” I thought, not parking there until it’s at least good parking.
I was getting ready to pull out of the parking space but was having trouble working out the seatbelt in my new car. Then it just clicked.
The only thing worse than having to parallel park is having a witness.
What happens when a frog parks illegally? They get toad.
Man tells the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus.” Judge, “Repeat infractions?” Man, “3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus.”
The police left me a complement on my parking. They left a note saying, “Parking Fine.”
Big news in the World Parking Championship: Last year’s winner just backed out.