Friday Wisdom – Construction

I have a great idea for a construction joke – still working on it.

His hammer was like lightening. Never struck in the same place twice.

Did you hear about the construction worker that was arrested for murder? Well, there was no concrete evidence.

He told me a construction joke, but sadly there was no buildup.

Did you know they hire dogs for construction? They’re woofers.

Of all the construction tools invented, the shovel was the most ground breaking.

A friend told me there are only two seasons at Lake Tahoe: Winter and road construction.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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14 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Construction

  1. Ha! My hammer is like lightning, too; and just as hazardous. This is why I love nail guns.

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  2. The shovel was the most ground breaking. Love it the most! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Christi says:

    Some real groaners here — well done!

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  4. jfwknifton says:

    Excellent as always!

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  5. I’m such a fan of your Friday Wisdom. I always look forward to it honestly ๐Ÿ˜€ Thanks for the giggles, keep them coming!

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  6. CallmeFrank says:

    Loved this one.
    The dog woofers are all around our neighborhood after hail season is done here in Colorado. The crews come out and every dog in around always sounds off with their advice to them.

    Iโ€™ve been lurking around your page for a couple of years or longer. I enjoy most all of your posts. Thanks for a bright spot in my week.

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  7. Windwhistle says:

    I LOLed at the second one! Thanks for that.

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