When I feel stressed I like to go to a house of mirrors – I can really reflect there.
If you were stressed yesterday, does that make you past tense?
When I’m stressed I like to draw a line of trees – each getting smaller as they reach the horizon. It helps me put things in perspective.
What is the fastest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress? Open the hatch.
Sometimes I identify as a tipi other times as a marquee. My therapist says I just being too tense.
What gets fish stressed? Current events.
Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
That’s it for today, I’m off to the donut shop for a couple of dozen …