I’ve applied for a job as a garbage truck driver. There’s no training program. They say I’ll pick it up as I go along.
I have two friends – a truck driver and an astronaut. Personally I find the truck driver to be more down to earth.
What do you call a truck driver who doesn’t drive anymore? semi-retired.
What’s a truck driver’s favorite part of a movie? The trailer.
I was working for a carnival driving the truck with the giant eye glasses. It was quite the spectacle.
A truck hauling raspberries spilled the load on the highway – there was a large traffic jam.
Quite the spectacle–I literally rolled my eyes. That’s not a pun. 🙂
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I knew you’d approve! 😉
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I’m so behind on reading blogs, but these are good for laughs any day. 🙂
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Everyone needs a laugh now and then.
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Definitely, especially nowadays!
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Good ones! Must send them along to my retired-trucker friends!
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hope they like ’em. 😉
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My brother-in-law is a retired trucker. I’ve forwarded these to him.
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Hope he likes them.
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Thanks for the laughs because we surely do need some right now!
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It’s my job and I’m doing me best.
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The joke about the jam made me laugh out loud. Most weeks, at least one joke has that effect, and we certainly need it at the moment.
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I aim to have something for everyone.
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How do you come up with these? My brain just doesn’t work that way, although I’m still trying to figure out how it diodes work.
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Easy – I steal them. I’ve got a big file of jokes. When I hear a good one, I save it. And I use to teach about how diodes work. If you ever want a lesson. 😉
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These were your finest yet! Guess the short break did you some good? 😉
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It did 😉
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😂 Good ones!
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🙂
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