Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n

I’ve applied for a job as a garbage truck driver.  There’s no training program.  They say I’ll pick it up as I go along.

I have two friends – a truck driver and an astronaut.  Personally I find the truck driver to be more down to earth.

What do you call a truck driver who doesn’t drive anymore? semi-retired.

What’s a truck driver’s favorite part of a movie? The trailer.

I was working for a carnival driving the truck with the giant eye glasses.  It was quite the spectacle.

A truck hauling raspberries spilled the load on the highway – there was a large traffic jam.

 

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n

  1. Quite the spectacle–I literally rolled my eyes. That’s not a pun. 🙂

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  2. Baydreamer says:

    I’m so behind on reading blogs, but these are good for laughs any day. 🙂

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  3. Good ones! Must send them along to my retired-trucker friends!

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  4. My brother-in-law is a retired trucker. I’ve forwarded these to him.

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  5. Thanks for the laughs because we surely do need some right now!

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  6. jfwknifton says:

    The joke about the jam made me laugh out loud. Most weeks, at least one joke has that effect, and we certainly need it at the moment.

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  7. Ray V. says:

    How do you come up with these? My brain just doesn’t work that way, although I’m still trying to figure out how it diodes work.

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  8. Christi says:

    These were your finest yet! Guess the short break did you some good? 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  9. 😂 Good ones!

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