I went to the grocery store to buy food, but all I found were ingredients.
Did I tell you about the cruel cook? He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Just the other day my wife said she was going to fix lunch. I said that I didn’t even know it was broken.
Bakers only give out their recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the lawyer who became a sue chef?
I didn’t like the chef at the sea food restaurant – he had a shellfish attitude.
A watched pot never boils, but the unwatched pot can make a heck of a mess on the stove.
I was trying to cook a surprise dinner for my wife, but the fire trucks ruined it.
Why did the cook want to quit? They cut her celery.