Friday Wisdom – Cooking

I went to the grocery store to buy food, but all I found were ingredients.

Did I tell you about the cruel cook? He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

Just the other day my wife said she was going to fix lunch. I said that I didn’t even know it was broken.

Bakers only give out their recipes on a knead to know basis.

Did you hear about the lawyer who became a sue chef?

I didn’t like the chef at the sea food restaurant – he had a shellfish attitude.

A watched pot never boils, but the unwatched pot can make a heck of a mess on the stove.

I was trying to cook a surprise dinner for my wife, but the fire trucks ruined it.

Why did the cook want to quit? They cut her celery.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cooking

  1. Christi says:

    Ooh, that unwatched pot wins by a landslide!
    The landslide being all over my stovetop and kitchen floor, naturally. πŸ˜‰

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  2. “…the fire trucks ruined it” – ha! Good one! Then again, I bet the fire trucks were a surprise in themselves. πŸ˜‰

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  3. VirgSpeaks says:

    Cute! Thanks for the smiles πŸ™‚

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  4. Unwatched pot for the win! (Probably b/c that’s happened to me a few times. It helps to laugh about it.)

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  5. Baydreamer says:

    These were great, as always, Andrew! Hope you’re having a good weekend!

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  6. wolfsrosebud says:

    That beets anything in the kitchen I herd. Made me smile…

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  7. These remind me of when my kids were young and they would ask “Do you like sea food?” at the dinner table, then if you replied yes, they opened their mouths so you could “see food.” πŸ™‚

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  8. jfwknifton says:

    I thought that the “chef at the sea food restaurant” was very funny, but it was totally eclipsed by the ” surprise dinner for my wife” eclipsed it totally. Thank you, it’s nice to laugh at this trying time.

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  9. I’m redoing my website. This was just the levity I needed.

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  10. Haha, Andrew. Have a great Friday.

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