What kind of tree will fit into your hand? A palm tree.
You can identify a dogwood tree by its bark.
Did you hear about the pine tree that got in trouble with its parents? It was being knotty.
I use to spend a lot of time with my friend in a tree house, but then we fell out.
Trees have internet access – they can just log in.
Never invite a tree to your party. They never know when to leaf.
In a nutshell, an acorn is an oak tree …
What’s large, green, and if it fell out of a tree could kill you? A pool table.
Well that’s it for today, time to make like a tree and leave.
Andrew's View of the Week 
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Who knew there were so many ‘tree’ jokes? The “in a nutshell” one really tickled my funnybone!
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Thanks for the funnies, Andrew. Nice to think of palm trees in winter. And did I ever tell you I like your poetry book? I caused a scandal suggesting I send it to 2 granddaughters who like poetry. Daughter Betsy (yes, THAT blogger Betsy) was horrified. “It’s about prostate cancer!” Geez, critics, right?
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Everyone’s a critic. 😉 Thanks for your kind words about my book and that blogger … 😉
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Okay, for the record, Mom, my young daughters don’t need to read about Andrew’s former battle with prostate cancer. (But you know I love you, AR.)
Also, all of these puns were winners. Husband, reading over my shoulder, about busted a gut at the pool table one. Thanks, Andrew.
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The pool table one is always one of my favorites.
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I immediately had the same question as everyone else. Humour is a great gift to life. Thank you😊
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Good ones! What happens to maple trees on Valentine’s Day? They get sappy.
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hehe, love it. 🙂
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Excellent stuff!
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Thanks!
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Too funny!
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Working on wood today?
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No, shoveling snow off the driveway and thinking of working in the wood shop. 🙂
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Where do you find these? Does Siri tell you these?
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I collect jokes in a large file that I check each week and do google searches on a topic. I rewrite these into my joke telling style.
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Your engineer gene is showing, Andrew.
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