Friday Wisdom – Shoes

Due to popular demand (one person asked), today I’m talking about shoes.

The CIA is buying new shoes for their agents.Β  They’ll all be getting sneakers.

After I posted about not knowing how to properly tie my shoes, it was suggested I go to boot camp.

I got a job offer from a shoe recycling plant, but turned it down because it looked sole destroying.

A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store and asks, “Got any flip-flips?”

Did you hear that they make slippers from bananas?

Running shoes improve your mind – they help jog your memory.

Never criticize someone until you’ve walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.

I’m looking into making clown shoes – that’s no small feet …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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26 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Shoes

  1. Still laughing over the flip-flips and “then you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes”. Thanks for the chuckles!

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  2. Christi says:

    Walking a mile in their shoes… that one carries more wisdom than the original saying!

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  3. I was going to give it to flip-flips and jog your memory, but this one really made me laugh: Never criticize someone until you’ve walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.
    LOL! That’s sage advice for sure.

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  4. I don’t know any shoe jokes that aren’t R rated but here’s a foot one: “plantar fasciitis – which I believe is Latin for, β€œYour foot hurts.””

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  5. Baydreamer says:

    Slippers from bananas, good one! πŸ™‚

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  6. Mike drop! Thank you for acknowledging my request and like always, never disappointing with the corny but somehow funny jokes. Mission accomplished, sir. Now….let me think of some more topics for the jokemeister. πŸ˜‰

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  7. Ray V. says:

    Got me at flip-flips 😊

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  8. jfwknifton says:

    Wow! Those were great. I thought of an extra bit:
    β€œGot any flip-flips?”
    “They’re over there, next to the flop-flops”

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  9. Lyn says:

    Enjoyed every groan and double groan these caused, Andrew πŸ˜€

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  10. davidprosser says:

    Only one or two groans there Andrew.

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