Due to popular demand (one person asked), today I’m talking about shoes.
The CIA is buying new shoes for their agents. They’ll all be getting sneakers.
After I posted about not knowing how to properly tie my shoes, it was suggested I go to boot camp.
I got a job offer from a shoe recycling plant, but turned it down because it looked sole destroying.
A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store and asks, “Got any flip-flips?”
Did you hear that they make slippers from bananas?
Running shoes improve your mind – they help jog your memory.
Never criticize someone until you’ve walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.
I’m looking into making clown shoes – that’s no small feet …