I had a few jokes about matching socks, but I lost one.
Who was the first philosopher to wear socks? Sockrates
I got a hole in my sock – darn it.
Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Most common thing said by a sock, “Great things are afoot.”
The hat said to the sock, “I’ll go ahead and you go by foot.”
I was going to throw out all my socks, but I got cold feet.