Friday Wisdom – Socks

I had a few jokes about matching socks, but I lost one.

Who was the first philosopher to wear socks? Sockrates

I got a hole in my sock – darn it.

Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

Most common thing said by a sock, “Great things are afoot.”

The hat said to the sock, “I’ll go ahead and you go by foot.”

I was going to throw out all my socks, but I got cold feet.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Socks

  1. Those are all winners!

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  2. LOL! Good ones!

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  3. tndos says:

    😂😂 hilarious

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  4. Okay, socks…I’m waiting for a joke about where all those socks travel to in the washer when they never come out again. 😉

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  5. Baydreamer says:

    We’re always losing socks! These are perfectly funny! 🙂

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  6. jfwknifton says:

    Thank you, again. That really cheered me up.

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  7. Debra says:

    Such silliness, Andrew! Thank you! I could use a little silly these days!

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  8. Pied Type says:

    Poor socks. The butt of so many jokes.

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  9. Vivi says:

    Albert Einstein never wore socks😅

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