I got my second vaccine yesterday so let’s see what’s up at the hospital:
Statistically speaking, 6 out of 10 injections are in vein.
There’s this great joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was …
“Keep off the grass” — a sign outside the rehab clinic.
The patient was wheeled into the operating room, where he had a change of heart.
Why did the doctor tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. She’s right, I started jogging and feel ten years older.
I asked the doctor if he could give me something for my liver. He prescribed half a pound of onions.
Never lie to an x-ray technician – they can see right through you.
A friend of mine decided to become a dermatologist. He wanted to start his career from scratch.