Tag Archives: medical jokes

This year my doctors have been finding lots of reasons for me to go get medical tests. I think there are basic reasons: I’m over 60 and I complain about stuff to my doctor. A friend of mine thinks it’s … Continue reading →

I had two scheduled medical appointments this week, one with my doctor and one with the dentist. I now know so much medical stuff that I can share the following with you: Health is slowest rate at which you can … Continue reading →

This week I went in for routine blood tests so naturally the medical world is on my mind. According to my doctor 9 out of 10 injections are in vein. The nurse told me this great amnesia joke, but I … Continue reading →

I got my second vaccine yesterday so let’s see what’s up at the hospital: Statistically speaking, 6 out of 10 injections are in vein. There’s this great joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was … “Keep off the … Continue reading →