Did you know that a ghost’s favorite place to go sailing is Lake Eerie?
I was a the lake shore when someone from the other side yelled, “How do we get to the other side?” I replied, “You’re on the other side!”
Don’t tell jokes on a frozen lake – it might crack up.
I dropped my phone in a lake – it’s syncing …
A friend of mine owned a lake full of ducks, but he sold it. He said there where too many bills.
A friend keeps asking me to help him build a dock at the lake – I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.
A warning – don’t go swimming in Philosophy Lake: It’s really deep.
Why were the elephants swimming at the lake? Well, they all had their trunks.
We saw a boat on a saltwater lake. It was saline.
A friend of mine dug a big hole and filled it with water. He meant well.
How did the water bottle introduce itself? “The name is Bond, Hydrogen Bond.”