I had to do a lot of driving yesterday so here are some thoughts on travelling:
We were having trouble finding the store so I turned down the radio so I could see better.
When we got to the hotel the desk clerk asked if I had reservations. I said, “Yes, but I’ll risk it and stay here anyway.”
I was listening to a report on the radio that said soon there will be self-driving trucks. Made me wonder how long it will be before there’s a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him.
My brother said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti – you should have seen the look on his face when I drove pasta.
It’s bad when it’s raining cats and dogs, but watch for hailing taxi.
Why aren’t more aliens visiting earth? Horrible ratings – only one star.
There’s nothing like sleeping through a road trip – except for the screaming of your passengers …
Did you hear about the pianist who was planning a vacation? She wants to go to the Florida Keys.
I went to the airport and got sick. The doctor thought I might have a terminal illness.
My road trip play list includes the song, “Hotel California.” After it played the sixth time I turned off the music. You can turn off the song anytime you want but the song never leaves.