Last week I was thinking about road trips so this week I’m thinking about hotels:
Did you hear about the photon that arrived at the hotel without a suitcase? It was traveling light.
I once stayed at an upscale hotel with towels so thick I could barely close my suitcase.
I was having trouble getting my phone to work in my room so I went downstairs. They had reception down there.
I asked the desk clerk for a wakeup call so she asked, “What are you doing for the rest of your life?”
Seven star hotels are overrated.
I was checking into a hotel and they asked if I wanted a shower or bathtub. Thinking there might be a price difference I asked, “What’s the difference?” The desk clerk replied, “You have to standup in a shower.”
I called a hotel to make a reservation. The lady answering the phone said, “Hello, Best Western … ” I immediately replied, “High Noon with Gary Cooper.”
Did you know there’s a noodle hotel? It’s call the Ram Inn
There’s a new trendy hotel in town and they were giving tours. I went, but they filled me with a uncertain tea.