Friday Wisdom – Hotels

Last week I was thinking about road trips so this week I’m thinking about hotels:

Did you hear about the photon that arrived at the hotel without a suitcase? It was traveling light.

I once stayed at an upscale hotel with towels so thick I could barely close my suitcase.

I was having trouble getting my phone to work in my room so I went downstairs. They had reception down there.

I asked the desk clerk for a wakeup call so she asked, “What are you doing for the rest of your life?”

Seven star hotels are overrated.

I was checking into a hotel and they asked if I wanted a shower or bathtub. Thinking there might be a price difference I asked, “What’s the difference?” The desk clerk replied, “You have to standup in a shower.”

I called a hotel to make a reservation. The lady answering the phone said, “Hello, Best Western … ” I immediately replied, “High Noon with Gary Cooper.”

Did you know there’s a noodle hotel? It’s call the Ram Inn

There’s a new trendy hotel in town and they were giving tours. I went, but they filled me with a uncertain tea.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Hotels

  1. Hahaha!! “Travelling light” – made my day! πŸ™‚

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  2. The one that cracked me up most? High Noon for Best Western. I surely do hope you never run out of these! You’re providing much needed laughs and guffaws.

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  3. Baydreamer says:

    Another great collection of chuckles, Andrew! Have a good Monday!

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  4. Flojo says:

    I have been alerted by my daughter! I would say to Best Western, Open Range. And if there’s a line: “How’s this going to work if you don’t do what I say?” (Costner to fiancee Bening.) I laugh every time at that.–Great jokes, Andrew.

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  5. High Noon with Gary Cooper! I need my mom to see these. She’ll love that one, too. I’ll alert her to this post.

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  6. jfwknifton says:

    Well up to your usual standard! I laughed out loud at your β€œHigh Noon with Gary Cooper.” joke.

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  7. davidprosser says:

    Top humour there Andrew. Thank you.

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  8. Thank goodness I’m staying at my sisters! No hotels required.

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  9. Good ones, Andrew! πŸ™‚ Enjoy your weekend.

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