My wife went to the back of the boat to cook a simple dinner – just a little stern fry.
I’ve been trying to write cooking jokes, but nothing has been panning out.
Just read a bout a guy arrested for stealing cooking utensils. He reportedly said it was worth the whisk.
I wanted to surprise the family by doing a BBQ. Sadly the fire engine sirens ruined it.
If I die choking on a gummy bear, I hope the just say I was killed by a bear and leave it at that.
I just burned 2,500 calories in one hour. Next time I put brownies in the oven, I’ll start a timer.
So smoking will kill you … bacon can kill you … but smoking bacon cures it …
Did you hear about the man who broke into a kitchen? He heard they had a bread making machine.
Why didn’t the butcher make it to the golf final? He’s know for his slicing …
The baker said that he only gives out his recipes on a knead to know basis.
I knew a chef who could take cheese and make grate things.
I didn’t like the chef. I though he had a shellfish attitude.