I just got hired as an astronomer. My career is looking up now.
Just saw a job ad at Old McDonald’s farm. They’re looking for a new CIEIO.
My friend just got fired from the calendar factory for taking a day off.
My uncle got an award for farming. Yup, he was outstanding in his field.
I was going to put in this great joke about a job as a courier, but you might not get it.
When I was a lumberjack I cut down 523 trees. I have the exact count because I kept a log for each tree.
My friend studied to be a tailor, but dropped out when he realized he wasn’t suited for the work.
I had to quit working at the muffler shop – it was too exhausting.
My boss told me to start the presentations to our client with a joke so I put up a picture of my paycheck.
I could see myself working in a mirror factory.
My friends said I should take my career to a new level, so I put my desk in the elevator.
My career as a street fighter was short lived – broke my hand punching a sidewalk.
I was thinking of getting a job estimating the size of crowds … I wonder how many people are in that field?