Friday Wisdom – Gambling

I do live in a town with casinos so here are some insights on gambling.

Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math.

Why don’t pirates play poker? They’re always stand on the deck.

I played strip poker the other night – played my socks off.

I got asked to leave the casino last week. They said I was eating chips.

Why did the vampire leave the poker game? Some one raised the stakes.

How do you make a million gambling? Start with 10 million.

Why do large maps always lose at poker? They keep folding.

Don’t gamble in the jungle – too many cheetahs.

An American in London won 2,000 pounds and was heard saying, “Wow that’s a ton of money.”

What did the blackjack dealer say to the old deck of cards? I can’t deal with you.

The best chance of getting a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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11 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Gambling

  1. “Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math” This is a great insight!

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  2. Ha! Good ones, all. And you’re right about the most probable location for a Royal Flush. I’ve never seen one happen with a deck of cards. šŸ˜‰

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  3. jfwknifton says:

    “How do you make a million gambling? Start with 10 million.” is just so true. I am so glad that I don’t gamble, it is such an obviously stupid thing to do. Slot machines in England can be programmed to keep up to 85% of the money going in. I certainly wouldn’t want to have an operation with a 15% chance of survival!

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  4. Debra says:

    I think the line about gambling being a tax on people bad at math is excellent. So true! It can be kind of fun once in a while, though. šŸ™‚

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  5. Always a fun read on a Friday night. Take care, Andrew. Stay cool!

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