I do live in a town with casinos so here are some insights on gambling.
Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math.
Why don’t pirates play poker? They’re always stand on the deck.
I played strip poker the other night – played my socks off.
I got asked to leave the casino last week. They said I was eating chips.
Why did the vampire leave the poker game? Some one raised the stakes.
How do you make a million gambling? Start with 10 million.
Why do large maps always lose at poker? They keep folding.
Don’t gamble in the jungle – too many cheetahs.
An American in London won 2,000 pounds and was heard saying, “Wow that’s a ton of money.”
What did the blackjack dealer say to the old deck of cards? I can’t deal with you.
The best chance of getting a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.