You’re getting Friday humor on Saturday because — I lost track of the days and just confirmed that yesterday was Friday.
If it wasn’t for my weekly pillbox organizer, I wouldn’t know what day of the week it is.
I’ve started to refer to Friday evening dinner as, “Quarter to Saturday.”
Retirement is that part of life where time is no longer money.
I just read that another oldest man in the world just died. This is starting to look suspicious.
Why do us older folks not mind being called “Seniors?” Because the title comes with a 10% discount.
The problems with retirement is that you don’t get days off anymore.
I thought I’d miss going to work. Turns out I only miss my paycheck.
You know you’ve finally gotten old when friends call at 9:00 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
In retirement, wearing pants is optional.
Retirement – when being unemployed is something to brag about.
Retirement isn’t the end of your life, but it can be the end of your bank account.
When do get retirees to have a long lunch? Everyday …