Our son is visiting this weekend and is arriving by train so …
You know, train ticket inspectors – you got to hand to ’em.
The elephant refused to board the train when told his trunk would have to travel in the baggage car.
A friend of my just retired as a news reported. He left the city on an ex-press train.
I asked the train conductor how many times she’d seen a train derail. She said it was hard to keep track.
I didn’t get the job as a train engineer – I didn’t have enough training.
Why don’t train engineers get electrocuted? Well, they’re not conductors …
The hunter knew that a train had passed by because it have left tracks.
Did you hear about the new camouflaged trains? Yeah, they’re trying to cover their tracks.
Did you hear about the angry railroad? People just kept crossing it.
Why don’t steam engines sit down? Because of their tender behind.
I really love monorails – yeah, I’m really into one liners.