Friday Wisdom – Writing

Last week I posted about how to write post apocalyptic stories. This week I also wrote a poem and started writing an article for the American Marquetry Society so here’s some writing wisdom:

A writer who doesn’t follow rules for sentence structure is known as a rebel without a claus.

Why hasn’t the escaped felon been able to complete his book? Well, he could never finish a sentence.

English is a difficult language – there’s no ham in hamburger, there’s no egg in eggplant and why are boxing rings square?

Fiction writing can be learned by reading political promises.

Some of the best fiction writers graduated from the school of journalism.

A friend of mine is trying to decide whether to be a barber or a writer. I suggested flipping a coin: Heads or Tales.

Did you hear about the writer who went on trial for writing a story? He got a long sentence.

I’ve always thought that gardeners could write great stories – they really know how to work a plot.

I meat a writer who became a baker – she makes the best synonym rolls.

There’s a new type of apartments for writers, they call it the, “Writer’s Block.”

A writer I know was taken the emergency room – he had a serious allegory attack.

I like being a writer, but being an editor is more rewording.

I finally figure out why it’s so cold at my writing desk – I’m surrounded by drafts …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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24 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Writing

  1. Those are all so great! Heads or Tales was truly clever, though. 🙂

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  2. The best one for today’s world: “Some of the best fiction writers graduated from the school of journalism.” 😉 Ha!

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  3. Very interesting and hilarious. Enjoyed reading as it brightened my morning…😀😁😂❤️❤️

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  4. jfwknifton says:

    Good stuff as always. Thanks for cheering us up!

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  5. Happy Friday, Andrew. 🙂 Always enjoy your posts. 🙂
    Have a great weekend.

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  6. Hahahaha!!! There are so many good ones here! Thanks for my daily laugh. 🙂

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  7. bg says:

    i always wondered why i was always cold at my desk . lol 🙂

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  8. Thanks for making us chuckle!

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  9. Perfect timing for a touch of humor, Andrew.

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  10. pIEdTyPe says:

    I loved this!!

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  11. love love love this

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