Happens to us all. Here’s what I know:
Aging gracefully is the polite way to say, “You’re slowly looking worse.”
As I get older, the earlier it gets late.
I believe in the here after. Every time I walk into a room I ask, “What am I here after?”
Being mature means walking around trying to remember what you’ve forgotten.
You know you’re getting old when your kids are reading history about things that you remember as current events.
You’re old when friends call at 8:00 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
Why does everyone my age seem older than me?
At my age, when I’m faced with two temptations, I choose the one that will have me home by 9.
Now that I’m getting older, I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way and think that I shouldn’t have taken a job as a tour guide.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra. Will Rogers
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
At my age, flowers scare me. George Burns
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. George Carlin
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal