I saw a bus today so here’s everything I know about busses:
I gave my seat to a blind woman on the bus … that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I had an interview for a bus driver job. I got there late and they said, “You’re hired.”
I’m often asked if buses run on time in my city – no they run on diesel.
It’s difficult being a bus driver, people are always talking behind your back.
Ticket inspectors – you got to hand it to them.
I’ve always wondered, do they have conductors on electric busses?
There was a frog at the bus stop. The bus driver told him to hop on.
My friend sent me a text saying he couldn’t get his fridge to work so he had to take the bus.
Our bus district is switching to “green” fuels. Currently all the buses run on thyme.
I sometimes envy school bus drivers – all their problems are behind them.
I hoped on a bus one day. The driver told me I had to sit down like everyone else.
I once took a pizza on a bus. The bus driver asked, “What do you think this is, a restaurant?” I replied, “No sir, that’s why I brought my own food.”
Your Friday Wisdom never fails to amuse, Andrew!
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Ha! Thanks for the laughs, and Happy Friday!
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All good stuff as usual, Andrew! π
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Happy Friday to you. π
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Marvellous! Especially the last one about the restaurant. School buses can be a nightmare. I was once thrown off a school bus by the driver for bad behaviour and I’m still rather ashamed of it.
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I never liked riding the school bus. I only did that for my lower years in school then I went to a school within walking distance of my home.
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I sure needed these chuckles today. Thanks!!
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“…hopped on a bus one day…” Nice one, just after Easter too.
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Pretty funny, Andrew!
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We all look forward to Fridays because of Andrew!
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I love the one getting there late for interview..and getting hired. That’s how I roll. Thanks for the funnies, Andrew. Even retired, I look forward to Fridays because of you.
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I’m here for you each Friday!
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Oooooh! Are Fridays Reynolds-day? I’ll never miss one again!
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Don’t miss Fridays here!
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