I’ve been pulling down a garden shed all week and I’ve been learning a lot about how things are built so here’s everything I know about building:
Some construction sites have birds – cranes mostly.
We had to fire our roofer. He wouldn’t stop eavesdropping.
I tried to write a joke about construction, but it had no build-up.
High steel workers love their job, it’s riveting.
Most people are shocked when the learn how bad an electrician I am.
Our plumber said he doesn’t work on clogged sinks anymore. He said it was too draining.
The tallest possible buildings are libraries because they have so many stories.
I never tell window jokes, I wouldn’t want one to crack up.
Once I went to a party with a bunch of construction workers. I tell you, those guys know how to raise the roof.
The police arrested a construction worker, but they had to let him go because there was no concrete evidence.
Here in the high Sierra there are two seasons: winter and road construction.
I was looking at all my construction tools and I still think the shovel is the most groundbreaking.
My supper power is that I can cut wood in half by just looking at it. Yes, I saw it with my own eyes.
Awhile ago I got a job in construction but I just wasn’t strong enough so I had to give my too weak notice.