Saturday Wisdom – Hotels

Posted on 08/20/2022 by Andrew Reynolds

I’ve been traveling a lot lately to deal with my brother’s situation which means I’ve been staying in a lot of hotels. Here’s what I know about them:

When I got to the front desk they asked me, “Do you have reservations?” I replied, “yes, but I’ll stay here anyway.”

There was a Twitter conference at the hotel and when I checked in the porter said, “Follow me.”

A photon checked into a hotel and when asked if he needed help with his baggage he said, “No, I’m traveling light.”

I was having trouble getting my cell phone to work in my room so I went downstairs – they have reception down there.

Seven star hotels are overrated.

It was a stressful day and when I got back to the hotel I couldn’t remember my room number so I went to the front desk and said, “I don’t remember what room I’m in.” The desk clerk replied, “You’re in the lobby.”

The hotel said it charges $10 per night for running the A/C. That’s not cool.

Why didn’t Godzilla eat the hotel? It was too suite for him.

Lately I’ve been relying on hotels so much that I’m becoming quite Inn-dependent.

There was a convention in town and most of the hotels I use were full so I had to go to my last resort.

It was a bit strange, but I think the hotel receptionist was checking me out.

I was staying at this hotel and there was a great movie one with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking. It was the Best Western.

I asked if I could get a wake-up call. In the morning receptionist called and said, “What are you doing with the rest of your life?

There was this luxury hotel I stay at with towels so thick I could barely close my suitcase.

I was checking into a hotel when the receptionist asks, “Do you want a shower or bath?” Thinking there might be a lower price for one I asked, “What’s the difference?” The receptionist replied, “You have to stand up in a shower.”

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About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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30 Responses to Saturday Wisdom – Hotels

  1. Someone's avatar Someone says:
    08/27/2022 at 5:37 pm

    This is the best

    Liked by 1 person

  2. dfolstad58's avatar dfolstad58 says:
    08/25/2022 at 8:57 pm

    Extra great humor in this edition!

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  3. Sheila Landry Designs's avatar Sheila Landry Designs says:
    08/22/2022 at 4:40 pm

    I know how hard it must be on you to travel so much. I hope things are improving and wish you all the best. Thanks for the smiles. As always, they are clever and fun. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. Mama's Empty Nest's avatar Mama's Empty Nest says:
    08/22/2022 at 10:13 am

    So on point, Andrew! You always make me laugh at your Friday Wisdoms, even when posted on Saturday and read by me on Monday.

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  5. Dave's avatar Dave says:
    08/21/2022 at 6:14 pm

    One of your better lists, Andrew – can’t pick a favorite!

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  6. brilliantviewpoint's avatar brilliantviewpoint says:
    08/21/2022 at 2:50 pm

    Got a good chuckle. Hope your brother is getting better.

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  7. Diane Henders's avatar Diane Henders says:
    08/21/2022 at 1:34 pm

    These were all good ones – thanks for the laughs! I hope your brother’s condition is improving – sending good thoughts your way.

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  8. kathy70's avatar kathy70 says:
    08/21/2022 at 4:55 am

    I know sometimes the routine of our worlds makes it easier to function. Thanks for sharing your delightful humor with us today. Sending good wishes.

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  9. jfwknifton's avatar jfwknifton says:
    08/20/2022 at 11:47 pm

    There must be a club somewhere in Las Vegas that would give you a fifteen minute spot. You nnever know where it might lead!

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  10. Under the mask..'s avatar Under the mask.. says:
    08/20/2022 at 6:15 pm

    LOL! Loved these!

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  11. Jacqui Murray's avatar Jacqui Murray says:
    08/20/2022 at 5:17 pm

    Silly me. I was hoping for tips! I’ll be traveling in October.

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  12. joynealkidney's avatar joynealkidney says:
    08/20/2022 at 4:15 pm

    Your humor is most welcome, maybe especially during challenging days.

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  13. annemariedemyen's avatar annemariedemyen says:
    08/20/2022 at 3:55 pm

    Loved them! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  14. Franknbean's avatar Franknbean says:
    08/20/2022 at 3:37 pm

    Some good ones Mr. Andrew.
    Glad to see your posts, always.

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