I’ve been traveling a lot lately to deal with my brother’s situation which means I’ve been staying in a lot of hotels. Here’s what I know about them:
When I got to the front desk they asked me, “Do you have reservations?” I replied, “yes, but I’ll stay here anyway.”
There was a Twitter conference at the hotel and when I checked in the porter said, “Follow me.”
A photon checked into a hotel and when asked if he needed help with his baggage he said, “No, I’m traveling light.”
I was having trouble getting my cell phone to work in my room so I went downstairs – they have reception down there.
Seven star hotels are overrated.
It was a stressful day and when I got back to the hotel I couldn’t remember my room number so I went to the front desk and said, “I don’t remember what room I’m in.” The desk clerk replied, “You’re in the lobby.”
The hotel said it charges $10 per night for running the A/C. That’s not cool.
Why didn’t Godzilla eat the hotel? It was too suite for him.
Lately I’ve been relying on hotels so much that I’m becoming quite Inn-dependent.
There was a convention in town and most of the hotels I use were full so I had to go to my last resort.
It was a bit strange, but I think the hotel receptionist was checking me out.
I was staying at this hotel and there was a great movie one with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking. It was the Best Western.
I asked if I could get a wake-up call. In the morning receptionist called and said, “What are you doing with the rest of your life?
There was this luxury hotel I stay at with towels so thick I could barely close my suitcase.
I was checking into a hotel when the receptionist asks, “Do you want a shower or bath?” Thinking there might be a lower price for one I asked, “What’s the difference?” The receptionist replied, “You have to stand up in a shower.”