This week I had a few medical tests done. Mostly routine, but I did have to get an x-ray of my foot. I have plantar fasciitis and it’s flared up recent. Likely, I just need to get some specially made, expensive shoe inserts so here’s what I know about shoes:
I went to get gas this morning and the pumps weren’t working so I went inside and asked the lady at the counter, “Do you have your pumps on?” She said, “No, I’ve got my sandals on today.”
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was sole destroying.
I meat a guy who’s an expert at making clown shoes – it’s no small feet.
There’s a shoe repair shop in town run by a married couple. They’re sole mates.
I remember when I was a kid when my brothers and I wold race to put our shoes on – it always ended in a tie.
What type of shoes does bread wear? Loafers.
Shoe Quote of the week: Is it better for a shoe to be or not to be? Sockspeare
Have you noticed that Winnie-the-Pooh doesn’t wear shoes? He has bear feet.
Little known fact: The world’s most famous footwear philosopher is Sockrates.
My young grandson once asked me, “Can you put my shoes on?” I said I’d try but I didn’t think they’d fit me.
The most popular shoes among artists are Sketchers.
Little known fact: Slippers are made from banana peels.
Did you hear about the computer that went into a shoe shop? It needed to be rebooted …
I wasn’t sure that orthopedic shoes would improve my posture, but I stand corrected.
Running shoes are great when you’ve forgotten something – they can really jog your memory.
I was discussing shoes with my plumber and he said the only shoe he hates are clogs.