Friday Wisdom – Autumn

It’s official, Autumn has arrived and the days will be getting shorter and the nights longer. Well here’s what I can tell you about autumn:

Did you know that trees use the internet? Yeah, the can just log on.

Never tell your secret in a cornfield – the corn has ears.

I broke my pumpkin, but I know where there is a pumpkin patch.

Humpty Dumpty loves autumn because he always has a great fall.

This is the time of year when birds fly south. Well, it’s faster than walking.

Do you know why the young tree went to school? She just wanted to branch out.

Not many people know this, but the Scarecrow won a Nobel Prize. He was outstanding in his field.

What the first thing that happens in winter? Autumn leaves.

Did you know that lions move just be autumn starts? Yes, the pride goeth before the fall.

What has four legs, is green and if it fell out of a tree could kill you? That’s right, a pool table.

It’s fall so it’s time to get out my special vest – yup it’s time for my har-vest.

Mother kangaroos hate rainy fall days – the kids have to play inside.

If money grew on trees, autumn would be even better.

What will land first in my yard? A leaf or a Christmas catalog?

What the best thing to put in your apple pie? Your teeth.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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20 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Autumn

  1. jfwknifton says:

    I liked the ;last to best. You are so right about Christmas catalogues as we call them but above all, the best thing in an apple pie is definitely my teeth!

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  2. “Your teeth” – ha ha! And hear, hear! Now I want apple pie. πŸ™‚

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  3. Great break from my research, Andrew.

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  4. Again, you made me laugh out loud. The one that cracked me up the most? The pride goeth before the fall.

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  5. Always good to have a chuckle on Friday’s!

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  6. “. . . the corn has ears.” LOL! πŸ˜€ Have a great weekend. πŸ™‚

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  7. Autumn fun! πŸ‚ Thanks for sharing…☺

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  8. SusanR says:

    Yep, the Christmas catalog was my favorite, too.

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  9. You’re just never bored, are you! How did you come up with that pool table one! ha

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  10. It is spring here, Andrew. Good funnies, I especially like the one about the Christmas catalogue.

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