My wife and I went on a little vacation this week to celebrate our 21st wedding anniversary. Vacation is a strange concept when you’re retired – exactly what are we taking a break from? Well here’s what I do know about retirement:
Bumper sticker: “Retirement, half as much money, twice as much husband.”
Retirement is when time no longer equals money.
Not too long ago the world’s person died, again. This is beginning to look suspicious to me.
You should start thinking about your retirement before you boss starts thinking about your retirement.
It’s better to pay full price that to admit you qualify for the senior discount.
At my last birthday they brought out a cake with candles and a fire extinguisher.
I don’t worry about the loud music of the teen next door anymore – I can just turn off my hearingaid.
The money in retirement is worse than working, but the hours are better.
Retirement – where everyday is Saturday.