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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Today was our monthly quilting gathering at the church. Here’s some of what I know about quilting: I had to send my sewing machine to therapy. It had too many tension issues. Sewing: The fabric of my life. If you … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Today is the monthly church quilting group and naturally I know everything there is to know about quilting so here we go: I know I should write more quilting jokes, but I keep running out of material. I had to … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Next week there is a quilt show in town and Heather and I are taking some classes there. This week we’ve been getting all our supplies and equipment ready to go so here’s everything I know about quilting: I’m really … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Today was the quilting group at church so here’s everything I know about making quilts: I know a guy who writes songs about sewing machines – He’s a Singer-songwriter. Sorry, but I don’t write many sewing jokes. I keep running … Continue reading

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