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Friday Wisdom – Taxes

The last couple of weeks have been preparing taxes here at the shop so here we go with everything I know about taxes: A fine is a tax for doing something wrong and a tax is a fine for doing … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – At the Church

This week was Ash Wednesday and I was down at the church for the noon service, so you get churchy wisdom this week: I found Jesus – he was hiding behind the couch the whole time. Atheism is a non-prophet … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – English

English language is weird. You’ve likely see the coffee mug saying: “i before e — Except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.” You can buy the mug and teeshirt – it’s … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Dentist

This week I broke a tooth and am now scheduled to get a crown. Sadly, now a crown I can wear on my head – just one of those tiny ones they put on teeth that no one wants to … Continue reading

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