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Friday Wisdom – Changing

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem. Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: No one knows. Nobody ever looks at the director. … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. Did you hear about the man … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Being Rich

I thought about being rich and it don’t mean so much . . . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac.

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Friday Wisdom – Andrew’s Laws

“The Law of Volunteering” – If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. “The Law of Avoiding Oversell” – When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. “The Law of Common … Continue reading

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