As a young man I wanted to get into banking, but I kept losing interest.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s Thursday.
I’m a great multitasker – I can be unproductive, waste time, and procrastinate all at the same time.
Team work is great – it gives you someone else to blame.
My boss said, “Who’s stupid, you or me?” I replied, “It’s well known that you don’t hire stupid people.”
I went to work at a paper company, but it folded.
My job is secure. No one else will take it.
I was studying to become a train engineer, but I got sidetracked …
At one point I was studying to be a historian, but then I realized there’s no future in it.
Once again, the last one is the winner! 🙂
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I like to end on a high note.
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It lets people know you’re finally done singing.
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and I’m usually choking and coughing so much by this point that I am in fact, done…
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Good laughs! I particularly liked “It’s well-known that you don’t hire stupid people”. Subtle, but, oooh, burn!
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Just once I’d like to be in a place to actually be able to use that line on a real boss.
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LOL… all good ones! Here’s another for your collection. “I think it’s unfair that I got fired from my job at the calendar company. All I did was take a couple days off.” Thanks for the laughs.
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love it!
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The one about Fridays is so true! 🙂
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I loved this! I also love the way that you are usually the first one to support me and just wanted to take the time to tell you I notice and I am grateful that such a great writer takes time to read my ramblings!
xoxo
Diane
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Keep posting! I’ll keep reading.
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Some good laughs there.
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These were fun to put in the post.
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Good ones! 🙂
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Thank you, Andrew. These all gave me a laugh. I especially liked the one about the multi-tasker. 😉 I read it to my partner who is always saying he finds lots of ways to waste time. LOL It hit close to home! Have a great weekend!
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I’m a good multi-tasker too. 😉
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