Friday Wisdom – Gardening

Posted on 03/05/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

When I was a teen I made lots of money clearing lawns of leaves – I was raking it in.

I started a veggie garden using a process of trowel and error.

Calm down, it’s just thyme, herb your enthusiasm.

What did the baby corn ask mommy corn?   Where’s popcorn?

My friend asked me about growing herbs, so I gave him some sage advice.

Did you know that most garden gnomes wear read hats? Yes, it’s a gnome fact.

I’m not just a gardener, I’m a plant manager.

I think I need to seek a doctor – I keep hearing voices in my shed.

Early yesterday morning I was standing in the garden wondering where the sun was.  Then it dawned on me.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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14 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Gardening

  1. Richard Totten says:
    03/23/2021 at 10:21 am

    Love your sense of humor!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ParentingIsFunny says:
    03/15/2021 at 4:30 pm

    “Dawned on me” for the win!

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  3. Diane Henders says:
    03/06/2021 at 10:53 am

    “Then it dawned on me” – thanks for my laugh du jour! 🙂

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  4. jfwknifton says:
    03/06/2021 at 12:49 am

    Really enjoyed that, and it really cheered me up. Incidentally, sales of sheds here in the UK have apparently rocketed with the pandemic.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. The Resourceful Gardener says:
    03/05/2021 at 3:10 pm

    Hoe hoe hoe. Sow funny!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Christi says:
    03/05/2021 at 2:59 pm

    Voices in your shed? I think you’ve been cooped up too long. 😉

    Liked by 2 people

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