When I was a teen I made lots of money clearing lawns of leaves – I was raking it in.
I started a veggie garden using a process of trowel and error.
Calm down, it’s just thyme, herb your enthusiasm.
What did the baby corn ask mommy corn? Where’s popcorn?
My friend asked me about growing herbs, so I gave him some sage advice.
Did you know that most garden gnomes wear read hats? Yes, it’s a gnome fact.
I’m not just a gardener, I’m a plant manager.
I think I need to seek a doctor – I keep hearing voices in my shed.
Early yesterday morning I was standing in the garden wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.