I have an electrician on-site today wiring up my workshop shed so here we go:
What do you call an electrician’s appurtenance? A shock absorber.
What do electricians call a power outage? A current event.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don’t know the words.
How do you greet an electrician? Say, Watt’s up!
If you plant a light bulb in the garden, does it grow up to be a power plant?
When did the electrician marry her? He couldn’t resist her.
Why is wind power becoming so popular? It has a lot of fans.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.