Friday Wisdom – Electrician

Posted on 03/26/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I have an electrician on-site today wiring up my workshop shed so here we go:

What do you call an electrician’s appurtenance? A shock absorber.

What do electricians call a power outage? A current event.

Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don’t know the words.

How do you greet an electrician? Say, Watt’s up!

If you plant a light bulb in the garden, does it grow up to be a power plant?

When did the electrician marry her? He couldn’t resist her.

Why is wind power becoming so popular? It has a lot of fans.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

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About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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17 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Electrician

  1. Diane Henders's avatar Diane Henders says:
    03/30/2021 at 2:08 pm

    “Most people are shocked” – ha! Thanks for my laugh of the day. 🙂

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  3. Ilsa Rey's avatar ParentingIsFunny says:
    03/29/2021 at 3:09 pm

    Had to google appurtenance. Still don’t know what it means. Liked the last one best. 🙂

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  4. jfwknifton's avatar jfwknifton says:
    03/28/2021 at 3:54 am

    Saving the best until last, eh?

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  5. Debra's avatar Debra says:
    03/26/2021 at 7:36 pm

    They’re so clever and I just wish I could remember them with recall when I’d like to share one or two! We are waiting on an electrician…trouble on the homefront! 😦

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  6. Sheila Landry Designs's avatar Sheila Landry Designs says:
    03/26/2021 at 2:04 pm

    These always make me smile. Thanks for posting them. We need more smiles. 😀

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  7. Bette A. Stevens's avatar Bette A. Stevens says:
    03/26/2021 at 1:17 pm

    Happy Friday! Good ones… 🤣

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  8. robertawrites235681907's avatar robertawrites235681907 says:
    03/26/2021 at 9:56 am

    Haha, Andrew. Happy Friday.

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  9. Mama's Empty Nest's avatar Mama's Empty Nest says:
    03/26/2021 at 9:47 am

    Way to zap us with some electrifying jokes!

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