Monthly Archives: June 2021

Friday Wisdom – Careers

I just got hired as an astronomer. My career is looking up now. Just saw a job ad at Old McDonald’s farm. They’re looking for a new CIEIO. My friend just got fired from the calendar factory for taking a … Continue reading

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To-do Lists

I love writing to-do lists.  They’re great!  Properly prioritized it helps you organize your work for maximum efficiency by keeping you working on the right tasks in the right order.  They are also great for transparency. Anyone wants to know … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Police

I read that someone stole the toilet at the police stations. Detectives said they had nothing to go on. I just saw a cop wearing a pilot’s uniform. Turns out he was a plane clothes officer. Detectives just came to … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Food

My wife went to the back of the boat to cook a simple dinner – just a little stern fry. I’ve been trying to write cooking jokes, but nothing has been panning out. Just read a bout a guy arrested … Continue reading

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