The grass is finally growing here in the desert and I had to mow the lawns this week so here’s everything I know about lawn care:
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because they water the lawn over there.
You can make a lot of money removing leaves from people’s lawns – you can just rake it in.
At the garden center they are selling a new chicken-proof lawn. They say it’s impeccable.
I had to fire my lawn care service – they just weren’t cutting it.
I saw my neighbor slumped over his lawn mower crying. He’ll be fine – he just went through a rough patch.
I saw a guy secretly dumping top soil on his lawn – the plot thickens …
The Hulk grows a great lawn – well, he does have green fingers.
I should cut the grass more often, but it can be hard to get mow-tivated.
I have to say one good thing about snow – it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbor’s.
My gardener want to bring a cow to my house. He called it a lawn moo-er.