Category Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Cats

Posted on 05/22/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Definition: Cat, noun, small furry mammal that’s always on the wrong side of the door. Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff. Cats are proof that the world is round.  If it was flat the cats would have pushed everything off … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Did You Hear?

Posted on 05/01/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. Did you hear about the man … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Being Rich

Posted on 04/24/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I thought about being rich and it don’t mean so much . . . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac.

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Friday Wisdom – Andrew’s Laws

Posted on 04/17/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

“The Law of Volunteering” – If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. “The Law of Avoiding Oversell” – When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. “The Law of Common … Continue reading →

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