“The Law of Volunteering” – If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
“The Law of Avoiding Oversell” – When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
“The Law of Common Sense” – Never accept a drink from a urologist.
“The Law of Reality” – Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
“The Law of Self Sacrifice” – When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
“The Law of Motivation” – Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.