This week I finished my spring poetry class so natural I’m thinking about writing. Here’s everything I know about writers:
I have a friend who is a freelance writer. He’s recently made some great sales – His car, his house, a few clothes …
Did you know that proofreaders had to have blood type O ?
Most writers are always cold because they are surrounded by drafts.
What do you get when a writer has an approaching deadline? A clean house.
What do they call a poet who doesn’t follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause.
What’s a writer’s favorite dinosaur? A Thesaurus.
Did you hear about the writer who wrote too many book? He got author-itis.
A writer friend of mine claims he spilled glue all over his book. That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
My grandson said he wanted to be a fiction writer and asked what should study in college. I suggested journalism.
Not many people know this, but which state has the most writers? Pencil-vania.
Did you hear about the writer who was prosecuted for writing a short story? They gave him a long sentence.
I’ve always thought that gardeners would make great writers – they really know how to work a plot.
I have a pen that can write underwater. Turns out it can writes lots of other words too.
Never hire an escaped convict as a writer. They can never finish their sentences.
I’ve been sneezing a lot lately so I went to see my doctor. She said I have a bad case of allegories.
I failed writing a book with a pencil – it was pointless.
