As the Pizza Cooks – Episode 3

It’s 2023!  New Year’s Eve here was snowy.  Lots of snow.  Well, not Buffalo New York amount of snow, but for the desert, it was a lot of snow.  We’re talking between 9 to 12 inches, depending on who was shoveling the driveway.  I know, some of you are saying, “That’s nothing, we get three feet in a typical storm.” Well, here in the high desert, we normally get an inch or two, two or three times a year. Scraping two inches of snow from the driveway is kind of fun. Nine inches is work, a lot of work.

No, I don’t own a snow blower.  They’re expensive and in the three winters we’ve been here, I could have used one, twice.  Maybe three times, but Murphy’s Law states that at the three times I would have needed the snow blower, it would break or I’d be out of gas or something.  Happened to my neighbor today.  He’s got one of those fancy quad off road things with a snow plow attachment on the front.  He would have plowed my driveway, except – yup it was broken and every time I looked out my window he was either in the garage getting a tool or lying under the thing with a tool.  I thought about loaning him one of my shovels, but somehow that seemed insensitive.

I have to say that the snow is pretty to look at – from the inside of the house while standing in front of the fireplace.  Standing in it while wearing snow boots and holding a snow shovel, it doesn’t look as nice.  It’s cold, wet and heavy.  You have to remove quickly because tonight it’s predicted to drop to nine degrees and anything not removed will be ice tomorrow and just that extra level harder to remove or walk on or drive over.  Which would be fine as long as you don’t need to leave the house, but we’re down to three pizzas in the freezer and only have half a package of pepperoni left.

Driving in snow isn’t fun either.  I am prepared for driving in the snow.  I’ve got a fancy car with all wheel drive with snow tires, but it doesn’t travel well in nine inches of snow.  I did drive my grandson’s Honda Element out in it today (had to drive over to our daughter’s place).  It has all wheel drive, snow tires and a higher ground clearance than my Subaru, but there were moments that I wondered if this was a good idea.  The drive did convince me that my Subaru would have required a tow truck to get anywhere in that deep snow.

Tonight we’re having our pizza and hoping that the county might actually plow our street this week.  Likely just a false hope as so far I haven’t found a neighbor who recalls the county ever plowing our street.  So I’m just hoping that my neighbor gets his plow fixed before I run out of pepperoni.

Pepperoni moment: Next house I buy will have a smaller driveway. 

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Friday Wisdom – New Year

As required, today I am sharing everything I know about a new year.

I was at a New Year’s Eve party where this guy didn’t let is left foot touch the ground. He say he wanted to start the new year on the right foot.

Last New Year’s Eve, we went to see some fireworks – it was a blast.

New Year’s lesson: Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity isn’t one of them.

My New Year resolution: Stop talking to people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

My blessing for you this year: May all your troubles last as long as a New Year’s resolution.

2022 was such a blur – I think my resolution was too low.

I think partying in Times Square is overrated, I mean every year they drop the ball.

A friend of mine got out a loaf of bread on New Year’s Eve. He said he wanted to make a toast.

I resolve to read more next year. Do subtitles on the TV count?

New Year? What was wrong with the old one?

I know a lady who put her new calendar in the freezer. She wanted to start the new year in a cool way.

Never go jogging on New Year’s Eve – the ice will just bounce out of your drink.

I was thinking of stopping a few bad habits of mine, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.

Still waiting for my wife to tell me what my New Year’s resolutions are.

I’m staying up till midnight this year. Not to see the new year in, but to make sure the old one leaves.

Last year I did resolve to lose 20 pounds. Only 30 more to go!

Well, that’s it, no more jokes until next year.

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Wednesday Working – Table Runner Dots and Starting a Marquetry Project

Mostly I haven’t been doing much other than Christmas stuff the last two weeks, but I’m getting back into project mode. First, here is the current progress on the table runner:

I’ve completed the 16 blocks that make the four dots of the runner. It’s 48″ long and 12″ wide. The next step is to sew all the blocks together and add the borders. Hopefully that will be easier than making the blocks.

I turned the heater on in my outside shed and am starting on a marquetry project. I’ve always wanted to create some marquetry based on patterns in my quilting so I took the pattern for my last quilt, the bento box and started to work on a drink coaster:

This is the prototype using two kinds of veneers. This one will hit the trash can soon as it’s just full of problems, but I learned a lot making this one. The biggest problem is the accuracy needed to create this pattern. I cut this one mostly freehand with the aid of a ruler and found it difficult to do. I also got the scale wrong and this is 6″ by 6″ inches or about twice the size of a normal coaster. The most important thing to me isn’t that I made mistakes, but that I did something and now have a better idea one how to do the next one.

The next step here is adjusting the size of the pattern and bringing out my precision tools to cut the next set of parts.

This is my chop it tool that will help me cut 90 degree angles. I bought this a few years ago.

I call this my “third hand.” it’s used to cut strips of veneer to precise widths. I made a number of years ago and use it all the time. You’ll note that the green mat here is in fact a quilter’s cutting mat – I have found a number of my tools are useful in both the workshop and sewing room. and yes, I have two steam irons, one for quilting and one for marquetry.

That’s it for this week. We’ve just started to put the Christmas decorations away, so if you need me – I’ll be untangling the lights from the tree.

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As The Pizza Cooks – Episode 2

Christmas is done.  The only thing left is to take down the tree and put all the decorations back in storage.  Technically the Christmas season really continues until Epiphany on January 6.  That is the day tradition holds that the wise men arrived and gave their gifts to Jesus.  It’s more complicated than that, but we don’t have time for that.  You know the song, The 12 Days of Christmas, well the events in that song start today and continue to Epiphany.  

In centuries past, the Christmas season didn’t start in November.  If you really had the time to study it, you’d find the celebration of Christmas has changed a lot over the centuries.   The fact is that most of what we currently do, we made up – even the Christmas story itself.  Our current festivities are based on a retelling after retelling of the story and adding details, dropping others and bringing in story lines from other faiths and belief systems.  It gets complicated.

Even in my own life there have been changes. Perhaps the biggest change is in how I experience the holiday season.  As a child, the excitement and anticipation was the main thing.   We were waiting for Santa and the big Christmas meal.  Getting a tree and decorating it was a big part of the fun.

As I age, many of the traditions and activities of my younger days start to loose their importance.  Trees are nice, and we had two this year.  One our regular artificial tree and the other a live tree that our 18 year old grandson wanted to get.  It was fun to buy it and he did a lot of the work putting it up, but the real meaningful part of that day wasn’t putting up the tree.  What meant the most was just spending time with him and his brother.  We had lunch, bought a tree and so on … but even if we didn’t do anything other that talk and spend time with each other, the day would have been just as fun.

That’s where all the traditions come to just one point for me – they all act to bring us together in community, friendship and family.  We didn’t have a big Christmas this year and decided to take our daughter to a restaurant for a meal instead of cooking.  We still managed to overeat and over spend, but the real joy was just simply conversation with loved ones.

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