Friday Wisdom – Socks

When golfing, always bring an extra pair of socks – just in case you get a hole in one.

My socks are so holy that I only wear them to church.

I decided to wear socks when I went on the rollercoaster just in case I got cold feet.

I had this great list of jokes on pairs of socks, but I lost one.

The best known footwear philosopher is Sockrates.

When taking clothes out of the drier, I always have to re-pair all my socks.

When you’re sad, put on socks – they’re sole warming.

I read that it takes three sheep to make a pair of socks. That’s really amazing, I didn’t know sheep could knit.

Just read that Santa Claus has made a big investment in the sock market.

Pla-toe was a lesser known Greek philosoher.

My sock has a hole in it – darn it.

The kids asked what it’s like to be a mother, so I woke them up at 4am to tell them my sock fell off.

He kept going on and on about what he should put in his new spare drawer. I told him to put a sock in it.

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Smoke and More Smoke

It’s hard to write about.  It’s easy to fall into a whinny despair.  After a couple of days of reprieve  the air quality has moved well into hazardous.  I can smell the smoke inside the house.  The garden smells like a campfire and the sun is blocked.

A half mile from my office window is a mountain.  It’s been shrouded in haze.  At times I can’t see it anymore.  Sometimes the afternoon wind blows enough away that I can see the hiking trials Heather and I walked last winter.  Before the smoke, you could see people hiking and riding their bicycles.

I don’t see them today.  Perhaps they’re like me – inside, looking out, hoping for life to return to normal.

Daily life is looking out the window, checking purpleair.com for the current air quality (AQI), checking the weather report, and checking the news on the fires.  If the AQI is low enough, going into the garden is possible and the kitties can be given sometime out on their catio.

The KN95 masks I managed to buy for Covid protection have proven effective against the smoke.  If the air is a little smokey, but not too smokey, the KN95 lets us be outside for a little while.  Watering plants, weeding or planting the wine barrel on the back patio.  I used to wait to put my mask on until I got the door of the grocery store.  Now I put it on before I open the car door.

I have just enough sinus problems that the smoke can bother me.  Two weeks ago I thought it would be good to buy an air purifier.  I found one on-line and ordered it.  It was a defective unit and after a phone call the manufacturer agreed to ship out a replacement.  Hopefully that will arrive soon.  

Yesterday, we went to the local Home Depot to pick up the flooring I ordered for my workshop shed.  While I was waiting for my order to be brought out, I noticed a man with a shopping cart with four air purifiers.  On our way to look at some shelves, we saw two pallets full of air purifiers.  Some how HD managed to get a bunch, so we bought one.  It helps and so far I try to stay near it.

The smoke is being blown into the Reno basin from over a million acres of western forest that is currently burning.  Seriously, at a million acres and more are burning.  Most of the smoke we’re getting is coming from the recently started Caldor fire and the Dixie fire which started on July 4th.  Smaller fires like the River, Tamarack and Beckwourth also send smoke and ash.

When will it end?

That’s the question on all our minds.  Who really knows?  This year it will end with the rains and snows of winter.  The firefighters will get containment and as the fire lines start holding, the smoke will reduce before that.  Sadly, the fires will return next year.

As the smoke clears and the roads open, we’ll finally get to see the devastation left behind.  Thousands of buildings have been destroyed and thousands of people are now homeless.  Lives and memories shattered.  Heather and I have already sent a donation for emergency relief.

Looking out at my smoky mountain, all I can think is, “At least I still have a house.”

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Friday Wisdom – Museums

Today was a visiting day. Stopped by the church to visit the quilting group we’re thinking of joining and after that we went to the Nevada Museum of Art to see the Latimer Art School exhibit. So naturally – all the museums jokes I think you can tolerate are listed here:

You’re Baroque when your out of Monet.

Why didn’t Van Gogh play the violin? He didn’t have an ear for music.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? A bowl of “Surreal.”

When I tried to leave the museum, the guards stopped me – they thought I was an exhibit.

I tried to get into the knife museum, but people kept cutting in line.

The Natural History museum wanted to attract new visitors so they started giving away dinosaur vertebrae – everyone was taken aback.

I once had an after hours job at a museum moving suits of armor around. I quit because I hated the knight shift.

The artist wasn’t able to drive his paintings to the new museum exhibit. Sadly he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

The police just arrested a theft at the art museum. The theft claims he’s being framed.

I went to the Thomas Edison Museum and found it enlightening.

I just heard that the stolen paintings were found by two trash cans. Very smart trash cans.

What shoe do most artist buy? Sketchers.

Did you hear about the nurse who became an artist? She was good at drawing blood.

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Wednesday Working – Blue Sky

Yeah, it’s really Thursday, but yesterday the smoke finally clear and I’ve been outside working. The smoke has been thick here for about a month due to different fires in California, but mostly it’s been the Dixie fire that’s been dumping smoke here in Reno (Nevada, you’d think the Californias could manage to keep the smoke in their state). This week a new fire, the Caldor fire started and it looks like that the winds are shifting and we’ll start getting smoke from that tomorrow.

sigh.

A strange sight – the sky without smoke. Look there are hills back there. Haven’t seen those in a month.

Early in the week, there was one day when the smoke wasn’t at the hazardous level and I managed to get out there with my N-95 mask and finish the shed. Built the doors and put in the anchor bolts.

Shed with the doors installed and closed.

Didn’t get a picture of the bolts but here’s the tool that did the job:

My hammer drill. I love it, but don’t get to use it much. If you need holes drilled in concrete, call me.

and I even moved a few things over to this shed from our other garden shed:

The first two items in the new shed.

Most of my work this week has been in my workshop shed where mudding and taping is still going on:

Lots of mud. Just one big seam left todo and then it’s on to the texturing, painting, flooring, moving the tools in … Yup should be done with in a year or so.

I end up having to move a lot stuff around to position the ladder for the ceiling work so I’ve tried to get as much on wheels as possible, like my main work table:

The junk cart/work table. It has wheels and three bundles of insulation. Yes, that’s a fire extinguisher – those who’ve worked in my labs understand why I have one.

Likely, I won’t be getting much work done next week due to the smoke.

If you need me, I’ll be out shopping for a giant air purifier.

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