Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Hot

Posted on 07/09/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Just so you have some responses to the question how hot is it? It’s so hot that: chickens are laying hard boil eggs the cows are giving evaporated milk you leave tire tracks in the asphalt you need potholders to … Continue reading →

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Iced Tea

Posted on 07/04/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Just wanted to point out that it’s correctly called iced tea, not ice tea.  You can’t make tea from ice.  Try it – take some ice and steep it in boiling water and see what happens. I know, I know, … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Jazz

Posted on 07/02/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

We went to see a jazz concert last night so a few jazzy funnies popped into my head: How do you get a jazz musician off your porch? Pay for the pizza. The difference between a rock guitarist and a … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Cats

Posted on 06/25/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Ray V. at https://mitigatingchaos.wordpress.com/ Cat: A small furry animal that’s always on the wrong side of a door. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. There’s only one thing smarter … Continue reading →

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